The Twelve Bars of Christmas Song

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Wednesday, December 11, 2013 - 4:44pm

The Twelve Bars of Christmas (TBOX) bar crawl returns to Wrigleyville this weekend for its 18th anniversary.  The theme of this year’s pub crawl is “Air TBOX” and as you can image, Wrigleyville will be filled with pilots, sassy stewardesses, ugly sweaters and whiskey-scented Santas, all willing to give you a pat down before joining the mile high club.

Known for its trouble past, this year’s bar crawl is poised to be different thanks to more than 120 security officers, 230 barricades, 50 porta-potties and a permit normally used for street festivals.

Inspired by The Twelve Days of Christmas, here is what I image you’ll recieve on Saturday.

 

At the Twelve Bars of Christmas my true love gave to me…

12 Angry bouncers,
11 DJs spinning,
10 Santas sleeping,
9 Poor life choices,
8 Shot girls dancing,
7 Bros high-fiving,
6 Dudes drunk dialing,
5 Uggggggg-ly sweaters,
4 Texting elves,
3 PBRs,
2 Test tube shots,
and a Kamikaze in a shot glass. 

 

When: Saturday, December 14th (Starting at 8am)

Where: Wrigleyville! (More than 50 bars are participating)

Cost: $45 for a bracelet.

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Chicago Editor Joe Piehl
Joe Piehl

A TLT contributor since 2010, Joe is the Chicago Editor. Outside TLT, Joe keeps an eye out for awesome activities and he writes a travel blog: Joe the Explorer.

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